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he so goofy like mayson

by anaydisgoofy May 1, 2023

under-mayonaised

What you would call a sandwich that, when bitten into, you realize has a disappointingly small portion of mayonnaise.

Person 1: "I was really excited to eat this sandwich, but I just realized it was under-mayonaised."

Person 2: "Man... that's rough.

by pmormr September 29, 2014

Hairy Mayonnaise

Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.

My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.

by Johlkien January 25, 2017

Ass mayonnaise

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

by Thugamus November 1, 2018

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

by Ratlex June 6, 2020

Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020