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Matt

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.
by GodSlasher June 30, 2019
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Matt

A man with less than the average amount of hair. Known for inhaling women’s odours at the back of dark cinemas.
OMG, Matt just smelled my hair and groaned “Shampoo
by Fishboh August 7, 2019
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Matt

God represented in a Mii.
Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!
by phelldymein September 30, 2019
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Matt

Grease matt
by killerkillerhippos November 1, 2020
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Matt

sometimes these guys are baby boys or crazy idiots, they like nudes and they're perverts and always horny
by itsyaboicloud April 17, 2020
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Matt

Matt is someone usually overlooked. He really does care for everyone, but keeps his circle close. He isn't much of a conversation starter, and is quite shy when it comes to others he doesn't know well. Get to know him to have him let you into his circle. And, who knows? You might just find a new friend by doing that.
Person #1: "Man, I wish Matt would just talk to me for once"
Person #2: "How about you approach him first"
by GameGuy0129200440 May 16, 2020
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Matt

Matt. The boy with the killer good looks that every girl falls in love with. He’s respectful, nice, charming, and did we say hot? He usually has brown hair that’s long and swoops across his forehead. Except, once you get to know him better, he’s a real dick. He treats girls like dog shit and drops them once he gets bored. He moves on in a second and always has a girl under his arm
Shelissa: Girl what’s wrong?
Amber: This boy I like ghosted me.

Shelissa: Oh damn, it’s a Matt isn’t it?
by CJacq December 24, 2018
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