Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023

MARRIAGING UP

1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,

Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.

2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.

Will and Jada been together 20 years couples need to get on that marriaging up!

by tvgurl March 23, 2020

Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.

Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

Perfect marriage

Matt and Dyl

Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy

by Shshjshsjss September 22, 2021

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two friends whose relationship is strictly platonic

The twitch streamers ThatBakiri and Flawxen should get their platonic marriage legalized so they can commit tax fraud.

by NOT younicorn November 25, 2021

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015