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Mangina

To have female like qualities such as not being able to consume a lot of alcohol, complaining, and ditching friends to do non-essential things such as studying, or hanging out with a significant other.
This is a great party, where is micah at? Oh he's being a mangina tonight.
by Big Bobby McGee May 16, 2006
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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009
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Mandingo

Term used for black male slaves who were used in blood sport fights against other slaves at the bidding of their masters. Sport was arranged for spectator entertainment and betting by slave-owners.
The Mandingo has won 6 matches in a row by smashing the other slaves' skull in with a hammer. His master has earned more than $3000 with each win.
by Sk04L January 6, 2013
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minging

that cat cak is minging
by anonymous September 15, 2002
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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Chuck Mandingo

The lead dingo of the Mandingo tribe who is a hoe magnet and a babe machine who tells his hoe wat to do
Heath the chuck Mandingo tells Mack the lesser Mandingo to slap his hoe
by Teeth johanson April 24, 2010
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