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Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’
by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004
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mud cat

An attractive, perhaps slightly trashy , unestablished, uneducated, usually young, sexually active woman with no children, who is down for a good time and does not have a bad attitude. A typical age for a mud cat is 20- 24. Mudcats are further characterized by somewhat poor/fair decision making abilities, typically low income, and a curiosity to explore sex and relationships with older men. often seen walking places . mud cat is not necessarily a derogatory word, but rather , it is used in an endearing way by the guy who picks her up in his truck while she was walking to the tastee freeze and ends up having casual sex with her several times. Mud cats can be a lot of fun.
"You should have seen this mud cat i picked up last week!"

"Tyler needs to straighten up...he's 30 and still banging mud cats."
by jimmycakes November 14, 2015
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mud goblin

by olddutchster November 6, 2013
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Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.
This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!
by ConanO November 7, 2019
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mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip
Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?
by 774892benyo January 24, 2020
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Mud Water

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!
by boochslaya February 21, 2020
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mud stomper

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it with both feet to plant it down the drain
Janet: "Steve took another mud stomper in the shower last night smh"
Karen "Again!?!?"
by EatshitanddieJanet October 5, 2017
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