mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Tomy's Mommy

someone who owns tomytabby; a tomytabby is funi speedrunner for cum rancher

its me kyara aka tomy's mommy

by KyaraOwnsBitches October 28, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Mommy banger

Mommy banger - A muted and more gentle substitute for the word motherfucker.

Alternatively spelled mommybanger.

Mommy banger - A nicer way to refer to a MILF.

Stop being such a mommy banger and go halfsies on this fat bag of weed with me.

Yo, look that hottie in the yoga pants pushing that stroller. I’d like to mommy banger.

by The Real Sputnik May 24, 2022

Mommy bod

A female unrelated to you that has a thick body, but in a hot way. They aren’t typically skinny but aren’t overweight. This makes thick thighs, butts, etc. Usually mature and dominant in certain relationships.

Yeah man my girl has a mommy bod. Thick thighs and everything.

by CLKicks January 5, 2023

Gami Mommy

Pronounced gaa · mee mom · mee

An attractive ghost girl. While mostly used for shinigami in Japanese media specifically, it can be used to describe more than just anime girls. It is a general term for any ghost girl who you conisder waifu material.

Shinigami from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code has some sweet tits. I get super Gami Mommy vibes from her, dude.

by Goatman Gamer July 14, 2023

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020