by Ode to Father Brick September 03, 2009
Vomiting inside a woman's vagina, and then continuing to have sex with her vagina vigorously and mashing the vomit around inside her. After you finish inside her, then beginning to eat your juice and vomit while licking her vagina in a forceful manner.
See definition of Minnesota Hot Pocket.
by Hotpocket King November 06, 2009
The act of fucking a girl who unexpectedly got her period so you pull out and your dick is covered in blood and you get pissed so you slap it between her buns so it looks like a dome dog.
by swampdonkey612 July 13, 2008
The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.
by Phantom Shitter2 November 12, 2007
The act of inserting your penis down a woman's throat and not allowing her to breathe until she turns blue. At this point, you slap her ass and scream "Babe Ruth."
by dman19191919 February 22, 2011
A sexual position where one person is on their hands and knees and the other person (always male) penetrates the vagina or anus from behind. The person penetrating will then pull the other persons arms out from under them thus forcing them to fall forward as he thrusts.
by dave m. hudson October 22, 2008
Quite possibly the biggest disappointment in the modern era of professional sports. The team practically steamrolled the rest of the league finishing the regular season 15-1. Then in the NFC championship game their kicker who hadn't missed a field goal or extra point ALL FREAKING SEASON LONG missed a chip shot that would have put the game out of reach. Instead the Atlanta Falcons marched down the field hit a field goal of their own and headed their way to the Super Bowl where they proceeded to get anally raped by John Elway and the Denver Broncos. If it had been Minnesota, they'd have put up way more of a fight. Instead we've been left to ponder for the last 24 years on what could have and should have been.
Most people would say the 2007 New England Patriots were the biggest disappointment but at least they were good enough to actually reach the Super Bowl. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings will go down in the history books but not for the right reasons.
by a frustrated sports fan March 03, 2022