snowboard metrosexual

the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was

sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black

by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009

Manly Metrosexual

a male that has metro sexual tendencies but still participates in "Macho" male activities. He cares about his looks and will make sure during the "macho" activities they don't get messed up too much, but also isn't afraid to get a little dirty.

Person 1- You are a Manly Metrosexual Tyler.
Person 2- Whatever, I'm not metrosexual just care about my looks. I'm a man!
Person 1- Exactly.

by HollyBabe May 4, 2010

neo-metrosexual

A heterosexual with many homosexual, behavioural attributes commonly attributed to gay men

I know you are straight Christoper, but stop behaving like a neo-metrosexual.

by Uncle Kim November 12, 2007

Psuedo-Metrosexual

A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.

Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.

Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.

by personwhosayswords December 18, 2011

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

Metro or Metrosexual

A lip stick lesbian trapped in a male's body.

I saw a metro at the make up counter buying products for himself.

by Lloyd Lee September 13, 2005

morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

by bilwander June 30, 2016