Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017

Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

Mayonnaise Stream

A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.

When is the mayonnaise stream?

by EpicHunter October 4, 2023

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015

Mayonnaise

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023