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Landon

This is the type of guy who sucks but can be cool and annoying in the end but their your friend so you gotta hate them jkjk
by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
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Landon

A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
Fuck that Landon, it’s garbage at cod.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
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Landon

A kind heated person who tries his best and messes up every once in a while but will do anything for any body and has been looking to find the right girl in his life and he thinks he’s ugly but is actually attractive and girls tend to play him over so he has given up on trying. But he is a very nice caring generous person who is really funny and would light your world and never wants to upset you and would care for you every day and love you and treat you right. If you find one of these then keep him because it’s definitely a legendary!!
by Bing bong bing bong January 17, 2021
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Landon savino

by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
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landon marable

Landon Marable is a hot smexy guy that i know. i’ve loved him since i was 9!! we’ve been together for 11 months. LANDON I LOVE YOU TEXT ME WHEN YOU SEE THIS 💕
landon marable: “balls in ya jaws.”
addi- “shut the actual hell up. “
by Addi Neal November 23, 2021
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Landon

Landon is the best boyfriend in the world. He knows just what to say when you are feeling down. He always brings a smile to your face. When he hugs you, your body just melts into his arms. He is very cute, tall, funny, and so much more. He is the light of your world and you don't want to ever let him go.

His eyes are what get you every time. Even though they are brown the are the most gorgeous eyes ever. He knows just what to say to make you smile. He is very funny. He has the prettiest girlfriend that ever was. She is kind hearted and cares about everyone especially Landon.

He played baseball when he was little and stopped playing but still loves the game. His favorite sport is football and he is the quarter back of the team. Landon is 5"9 and will be 6"4. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you definitely don't want to ever let him go.
Girl 1: "Did you see Landon and his girlfriend holding hands in the hallway today?"
Girl 2: "YES! They are the cutest but I really wish that I was her because I want a Landon of my own!"
by Ashy Paige April 7, 2020
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landon spears

hes a dumbass but a good freind landon spears
landon spears is such a dumbass landon is a dick
by yuiy March 28, 2022
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