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Jenophobia

The fear of you hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you with a steaming hot blast of water.

It is believed that this fear is caused by abuse as a child from parents and friends,or eating that extra bit of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt of.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:oooww thats bad
by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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