Keg Jenkem
Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010
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Jenesis
An angel sent from heaven. Except heaven made her sexy and a bad bitch! This girl is the highlight of everyone's lives. Anyone she talks to instantly becomes her friend. Dangerous smart. Drop dead gorgeous. I mean seriously guys, she makes the boys cum just looking at her. Let's not forget her personality. She's so sweet! A bit sensitive but only because she cares about how people treat her. Super dirty minded but still a virgin at heart. She may seem too cute and kind to fight but watch out, this girl knows how to freaking sucker punch you. She just might be latina. Loves every color of the world, she doesn't care if she loves a guy who is a different skin color from her. She is artistic and creative. She doubts herself a lot but she still is beautiful inside and out. Basically everything about her people love. Her hair, beauty, aroma, eyes, lips, butt, chest, her walk, her voice, her skin, her flaws. Everyone wants to be her. She has so many guy friends that it makes the girls jealous. A true beauty of nature. Very cool. Never wears makeup, she just has a natural glow. Super clumsy but people think it's cute. Overall the girl any guy would want to date. If your friend's name is Jenesis... she's a keeper; Never abandon her because she is just amazing. And if you're her boyfriend, love her forever. Give her lots of hugs and kisses and she might be comfortable to give you some back.
Stephan Jenkins
To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
Stephan Jenkins by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010
Caitlyn Jenner'ed
The act of running a pedestrian over with an automobile, killing them, fleeing the scene of the accident, and later getting away with vehicular manslaughter free of criminal charges or discipline. Directly related to an incident involving Caitlyn Jenner.
I would've been late to work so I ran a red light and totally Caitlyn Jenner'ed this guy in the crosswalk.
Did you get away with it?
Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.
Did you get away with it?
Of course, just like Caitlyn Jenner did that one time.
Caitlyn Jenner'ed by Huntaaification May 10, 2016
Jenna Marbles Face
The Jenna Marbles face is the face you make when you just don't want to talk to somebody. It freaks them out until they walk away. The key is not to laugh or smile, JUST STAND THERE until they leave. it's kind of a cross between a frown and really shocked.
Eg.1
Girl: That guy was super annoying so I Jenna Marbles faced him.
Eg.2
That stranger was dancing on me and he wouldn't go away so i Jenna Marbles faced him.
Girl: That guy was super annoying so I Jenna Marbles faced him.
Eg.2
That stranger was dancing on me and he wouldn't go away so i Jenna Marbles faced him.
Jenna Marbles Face by Virmadd February 23, 2012
Jensen Ackles
The hottest man to ever exist. A great father who is loving and caring. A sweetheart in general. He's hilarious and the most perfect being to be created. Plays Dean Winchester on the CW show Supernatural.
*Fan asks if Dean would ever take advantage of Sam*
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Jensen Ackles by Depression'll_Kill_You June 7, 2018
Jennifer
Jennifer is a type of girl who thinks she's ugly but all friends tell her otherwise. You can say she has a low self esteem. She is also the type of girl who hides behind a fake smile. She has a troubled past but doesn't tell anyone, she keeps it to herself. This makes her very trustworthy, you can tell her anything and she won't tell another soul. She can be nice but mess with her and you'll release the devil. I won't say anything about boys because honestly i don't know. You might fall for the wrong guys but one day your gonna find the boy of your dreams don't worry.
hey jennifer :)
Jennifer by just sum one April 8, 2017