jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

Jasper

The bestest motherfucker

Jasper is da GOAT

by Gdydhdhhdyd November 7, 2022

Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3

It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated

by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022

Jasper

Chad

Jasper = Chad

by rtjtrktrtr June 4, 2022

jasper

theos boyfriend 😐😐😐🏳️ 🌈

oh hey jaspers really attractive or whatever the fuck 🤯🤯🤯

yeah you might want to fuck off that’s the emo kids boyfriend 😕😕😕😕😕

by yesthisistheo November 20, 2021

The Jasper Clan

1. Sexiest Manhattan college instagram page to ever exist and that will ever exist.

2. A page run by some boring antisocial kid who attends manhattan college

1: Wow did you see what the jasper clan posted
2: STFU about the stupid ass jasper clan no one cares
1: -_-
2: WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN 2 hrs focus!!!

by BirenBaby November 23, 2021