When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
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