Shit

“Hey Jim I gotta take a shit... Quick!! Get out.”

“Hey I’m playing fortnite too here.”

by AijazGaming September 10, 2019

shit

acronym with same meaning as tgiaf. "Sorry honey, it's Thursday"

TGIF?
No, TGIAF, or SHIT.

by monabonejakon October 17, 2017

by Shit is good February 22, 2019

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019