hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

hockey penis by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

hockey mustache 

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

hockey mustache by claxer April 22, 2006

hockey jersey 

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.

I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.

hockey jersey by Slick18 December 14, 2007

Hockey stick moment 

To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.

"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...

Hockey stick moment by MikeSoussan March 24, 2016

Hockey Mom 

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

Hockey Mom by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

hockey nick 

the best guy in the ENITRE world. He is peanut to my m&m. And he will dangle you on the ice and kick all of your asses... let me tell ya that. any girl would be so lucky to be with him, and all the guys wish they could be like him... he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet..... and easy to fall in love with :) haha

Hey did you see how amazing hockey nick was?

hockey nick by s-elg 10 March 18, 2010

hockey pucks 

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

hockey pucks by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014