halloween

a useless "holiday" that is an excuse for children to get free food

halloween is the embodiment of free candy

by ladibas October 20, 2020

Halloween

Today
I know this won't make sense in November or the next 365 days but ok

Halloween is only cool if your 5 or a drunk teen

by WTMS369 October 31, 2020

Halloween

The best holiday period.

Halloween is the best.

by Tabs_4264 September 7, 2020

Halloween

It’s a month wirer little kids drees up and steal your candy

This kid stole candy on Halloween from me

by Goaliegirlforlife October 22, 2019

Spirit Halloween

A flop store providing wigs that DONT FIT!! Worst place to take a spooky dookie. Part City ate them up

Jet: let’s go to Spirit Halloween

Hot Mama: Ew they don’t have meavage there it’s so flop

by anonymous October 31, 2022

halloween

the time of the year when a girl can look like a total slut and still say that it's just a halloween costume

random guy: girl why you look like a slut
girl: don't worry its just my halloween costume
random guy: oh ok

by bloxiank November 17, 2019

Halloween

The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.

Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes

Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money

by Joesmother October 27, 2019