grey tape

A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.

That's not my man, just a lil grey tape to fix me up at night.

by S.F.P Entertainment November 18, 2004

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

grey horse

middle aged man with grey hair who still insists in believing the stupid ponytail he has run with for the last 20 years is as fashionable as it never was.

check out the grey horse at the bar, stupid prick was probably a roadie for some half famous crap 80's band back in the day.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.

by cokeroadie December 8, 2013

Grey sweats

Why do girls dread over grey sweatpants u may ask answer is they really don’t it’s all a mental game and your just stupid

Greg “yo are u gunna wear your grey sweats tn?
Gary” yes since we are going to mineola tn we will fit in with the rest of the dbags there

by Tekashy March 2, 2020

grey station

A nick name of the original PlayStation.

Extremely boring piece of junk.

It had no where near the level of expertise in first person Shooters like the N64. Its hacks at 3rd person shooters almost induced a stroke due to its pure shitness. Any sports games had such poor graphics it can look like a box Dennis Bergkamp (which has much resmembleance as my dick to a white Flake chocolate) kicking a box into a box goal. Super mario and Conker raped Spyro's endless appearances.

Normal Person:- Oh goody mike has a Grey Station...

Mike:- no its playstation you silly goose

Normal Person:- I will take a giant shit on you if you call me a silly goose one more time you filthy little faggot.

Mike:- Oh nole i wasted my money now i must kill myself.

THE plaYSTAION IS SO OVERHYPED, ITS CRAP....I ONLY GOT ONE COZ I GOT ILLEGAL GAMES FOR 3 QUID.

by Sharpy69 December 6, 2006

Grey Beard

when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is fucking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his penis. when his girlfriend gives him a blow job, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a Grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus...Grey Beard.

this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start fucking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his penis and bit his girlfriend one day during a blow job and she got a grey rash on her face. thus...Grey Beard.

by pan-cock-ay December 14, 2008

Grey Wings

To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

Last night i got my grey wings with sarah louise

by Maximus May 2, 2003