gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 27, 2020

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Gabe

Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole

Fuck you Gabe.

by Joe kitty January 29, 2017

Gabe

To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.

GAAAHHH! I just Gabed

by Kool Cids January 1, 2017

Gabe

An edgy 13 year old meme lord. A Gabe tends to get horny at the most inappropriate times (funerals, weddings, at birthdays for 5 year olds, etc.), and steal most of their memes. They can be caring human beings at certain times, but for the most of it, Gabes are really shitty people.

Amanda: Yume! I'm so happy for you! That bottle of lotion is a real looker! You're lucky!
Yume: Aw, thanks. Oh god. Is that who I think that is.
Amanda: *sigh* Yeah, that Gabe really wa-OH GROSS.
Gabe: *faps to an edgy hentai meme in one of the chairs*

by OofBoi October 14, 2017

Gabe

Gabe is the name you give a gay child thats only a baby because a condom broke

Bro your such a gabe

by Trevor Knight July 7, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is an amazing person and outstandingly bright. He’s known for his good looks and his cuteness. Everyone he knows always looks up to him and he always looks cute. Most girls always took about him when with their friends. He’s likeable and a great boyfriend to any girl he loves deeply.

‘OMG ur dating Gabe’

‘Ha yes didn’t you know’

by itzthatgirl_.x October 28, 2018