Sleep grease

The grease feeling on your face when you wake up

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.

by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014

gangman grease

idk, its a liquid made of everythin one can find, often inedible

aaran, give me a swig of the gangman grease

by gangman grease February 22, 2021

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

grease grubber

someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission

Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!

by Hitlist 2 October 18, 2008

Chill grease

When you fuck a ass hole and dump a big load in it and you keep on fucking till it come back out of her or his ass

Hey man I was fucking this girl in her ass and I made some fine ass chill grease

by Mad12 November 10, 2018

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009