fuzzbump

A mythical creature that consists entirely of hair. If you keep pulling the hair out, eventually it will be gone. Has two eyes. This is the only defining feature of the fuzzbump, aside from its awkward sideways shuffle. they can be any number of natural hair colors, usually brown. i don't know why i'm describing it, because you'll never see one. this way if you have a dream about a furry creature, you won't be afraid and you'll know it's just a harmless little fuzzbump.

Whats that ball of fur moving across the floor?!? ZOMG ITS A FUZZBUMP!!~! how cute!

by james taylor stretch November 8, 2006

Fuzz Knuckle

One who speaks ridiculous obnoxious jibber-jabber, making you want to fiercely smack them and burn their chickens.

Pinky: "WTF?! It rains in the ocean???

Zane: "Dude, shut up fuzz knuckle, or I'll burn your chickens"

by Fellowship of the Chicken January 19, 2009

fuzz nuts

young male starting to grow fuzz on his nut sack

wow, Cesar, you got some fuzz on does nuts. Man I wish I had some Fuzz nuts like that

by Jimboner April 14, 2005

fizzoo

fizzoo, u full of shizzle my nizzle

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

fuzzicle

a fuzzy particle

"You have a fuzzicle on your shirt."

"Ah! I got a fuzzicle in my eye!"

"Lemme get a lint roller so to get all those fuzzicles off of you." (plural)

by amazzingamber February 26, 2008

fuzz humper

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.

we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.

by terrytoogood December 12, 2009

Fuzz-hole

Anyone with a hairy anus.

Tom: Hey, fuzz-hole, ever heard of razors?
Enid: Shut up Tom, you're such a huge fuzz-hole its like the pit beast that ate Boba Fett.

by Cunninglinguist the Cock April 20, 2010