On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
by 12whotfisyou October 17, 2019

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
by ffaiit January 5, 2024

by meepuyth December 18, 2023

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022
