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Kung Fu Phil

An flash program designed to give people seizures.
'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*
by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003
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master fu

a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.

Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.

The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.

Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock
She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.
by opajdara April 22, 2008
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Fu Man Goo

Cum dripping down both sides of your mouth and chin resembling that of a Fu Manchu mustache.
I Fu Man Gooed myself when I hung upside down from my bed and shot my load at my chin.
by Gizmaster May 15, 2009
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Bing-Fu

Function: noun

Etymology: bing.com (search website)

Date: 2009

the ability to quickly answer any given question using bing.com, as opposed to another search engine
my Bing-fu easily trumps your google-fu
by BrotherNumsey April 26, 2010
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what the fu--

A half censored version of saying Fuck as in the Tom Holland Spider-Man films
(After Peter Parker swings in his room at his apartment in Queens)

Aunt May: What the fu--?!!

Or

Quentin Beck/Mysteryio: Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker!!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What the fu--?!!
by King Slappy Inf3rno! September 28, 2019
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fu'rtarded

Adj.: A contraction used to describe something which is fucking retarded. It is pronounced fer-tarded.
Brian: "It's like Willy Wonken's chocolate factory in there."
Chris: "You're fu'rtarded."
by Chris Dean December 29, 2006
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Fu Bu Boobies

A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.
Oh look, there goes Fu Bu Boobies. His tits look good today.
by Nazi Pants May 20, 2008
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