free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

Drive-by Friendship

The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.

Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"

You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"

by T-squared00 May 9, 2011

my little pony friendship is magic

A cartoon series. Popular among 8 year olds and 13-25 year olds, it has become a widely popular internet meme. The characters include party pony Pinkie Pie, country gal Applejack, bookworm unicorn Twilight Sparkle, fashionista Rarity, tomboy racer Rainbow Dash, shy quiet Fluttershy, and baby dragon Spike. The characters discover new things about friendship each day and write about them in a letter to Princess Celestia. It is a cute show with good animation and it's pretty funny too.

Bob: Dude did you watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic last night?
Douche: fag...
Bobs friend: Shut up Douche nobody likes you. MLP is fucking awesome!

Bob: My favorite part was when Fluttershy...

by CJRox01 July 10, 2011

Jilted friendship

A friendship in which one person, male or female establishes some form of attraction with their friend I.e falling in love, liking someone more than a friend. Most jilted friendships end in a negative outcome for the jiltee (the person with the feelings). This is due to internal factors such as jealousy when seeing their "beloved" friend hanging out with others of the oppposite sex or dating them. Being the jiltee is harmful socially as well because as one wastes their time hanging out and hoping their friend they like with their common interests might eventually like them back and date them they lose out on many opportunities to have dated others whom may have liked them which actually were looking for the origional desired purpouse of having a relationship and not friendship. The end result is one friend breaking the friendship with the other because things got weird or they don't share common feelings of being more than just friends. This then leaves the jiltee lonley realizing they wasted their time and should have taken the opportunity to have dated others and missing out on the chance of having probably had a relationship and been married even so by that time.

Ken is in a jilted friendship with his friend Tara. Because of this Natalie will never be able to date her crush Ken as he perceives himself not to be a single person cause of Tara.

by Canubeleivethis November 27, 2009

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

True Friendship

A connection between two people that can withstand anything.

Makayla and Dylan have a True Friendship.

by FashionableGiraffe December 28, 2017