1. mom: hey
joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think
will be friends with you but you have
nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think
will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends