Fecalmancy

The practice of divination through examining and ingesting faecal matter.

1. "Hey John, why are you eating shit out of the middle of that pentagram?"

"It's called 'Fecalmancy' and it's an art"

by Octomelon February 1, 2022

fen feck

The act of being really dumb.

He wasn't doing anything cool, he just went out fen fecking so we did our own thing.

by Shawnarama February 6, 2010

wee fecker

LiL' fucker

She did siLLy things... what a wee fecker!

by AaaWanderLust December 24, 2020

human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022

Ponte fecha

'Set a date' - A spanish tiktok slang used to send someone to set a date for suicide

Person A comment: Your mom is in my wardrobe!
Person B comments: Ponte fecha

by Dazaizai October 27, 2023

Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

feckbook

Used while explaining that facebook is a load of old crap.

I'm not on feckbook it's full of feckers.

by Dingodrum December 16, 2007