facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.
Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?
by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023
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A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.
by Rest In Pain December 31, 2018
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The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.
Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 08, 2018
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The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook
by The Pasta Man October 01, 2020
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to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 March 28, 2018
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A website/app created by old people, for old people.
My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.
by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019
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