Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
Get the The Marlboro Finishermug. When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016
Get the Flem Finishmug. When your partner farts on your crotch (little spoon) whilst you’re the big spoon
Can also be used for when going down on your partner and they fart whilst they cum or vice versa
Can also be used for when going down on your partner and they fart whilst they cum or vice versa
“Yeah dude, that girl was cool but she gave me a fragrant finish and now I can’t look at her the same”
by PearleF March 4, 2025
Get the fragrant finishmug. Derived from the skill of hitting a musty flick (from Rocket League), Someone involved in sexual intercourse gets very close to finishing, and right as they are about to blow a load, they hit a backflip, stick it back in, and bust inside. Basically Backflipping and busting.
I just hit a crazy Musty Finish!
She asked for the Musty Finish
I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
She asked for the Musty Finish
I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
by Senior Hesi February 5, 2025
Get the Musty Finishmug. 
Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025
Get the The Finished Breath Of Marsaillesmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hackmug.