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by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025
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Exitas

The badass energy of leaving a place, situation, or relationship in a way that's so cool, powerful, or emotionally clean that people feel it long after you're gone. It's not just an exit—it’s a statement. Think walking away from an explosion in slow motion without looking back. Or walking out after any epic mic drop moment.
She said nothing, grabbed her jacket, and ghosted the party with full-on exitas."

"When the boss fired him, he just smiled, dropped his badge on the desk, and walked out. Exitas."

"You don’t need closure when you’ve got exitas."
by dentonfender July 8, 2025
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exitinctential

Relating to a state of existential collapse so complete that extinction (or disappearance) is virtually certain.
Humanity’s dependence on fossil fuels is becoming an exitinctential problem.”
by basementdweller07 November 7, 2025
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Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.
"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "
by Harry Hen April 20, 2021
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