Desserped

To be really happy About something great that’s actually not great

John: “I’m hella depressed, man. Karen left with my kids.”
Frank: “Nah, man, you’re actually desserped because you’re free from those little f*ckers.”

by BigboiFeds January 13, 2019

poop dress

The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.

Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.

by Choolio123 October 16, 2011

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 31, 2006

Butt cleavage dress

A dress that is cut so far down the back that it form cleaves where a woman's butt starts and makes it look like tit cleavage.

Kathy looks hot in that but butt cleavage dress.

by Deep blue 2012 November 14, 2009

cross dresser

a guy that dresses in woman's clothing

Rupaul is a cross dresser

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Ranch Dressing

Masturbation done by a female.

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.

by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005