Best Dick Day

October 31st is best dick day when we celebrate the dick that stole our souls

Did you see who tymira posted for best dick day i didnt know he was hittin like that

by King Wako October 4, 2022

Grab dick day

April 15 three days after grab ass day

Go grab his dick it’s grab dick day

by On my block April 12, 2019

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019