diamond in the roof 

A diamond in the roof is a sentence best not to be used in the loving contexts of relationships as it may result in injury or diembowlement of one or both parties in the pairing.

To put into a working context, when declaring your feelings it is best not to describe said girlfriend as a diamond in the 'rough' for she will then look this up on the internet and beat the crap out of you. It is strongely advised therefore that the more appropriate expression "diamond in the roof" is used to avoid such ball bruisings :) Good luck fellow beans!

diamond in the roof by Alexaura of the South January 24, 2012

diamond geezer 

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

diamond geezer by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

Diamond King 

She is a very smart and weird person but overall she is very thick !

i think Diamond King should go out with Tyran

Diamond King by Tyrannn October 21, 2019

Diamond Bayonet 

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.

Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

Diamond Bayonet by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020

diamond dildo 

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"

If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"

diamond dildo by ikedaddy April 23, 2006

diamond head 

a person with a big huge diamond head aka elliot sykes

elliot sykes onion
person shut the fuck up diamond head

diamond head by anon June 18, 2004

diamond in the back 

junvenile halls and probation facilities require you follow the red/yellow line.

with your hands on your back fingers stretched out thumb joint, and fingers over the other to create a "diamond in the back" called by probation officers.

put those diamond in the back when you walk out the day room son

diamond in the back by MachRc February 9, 2009