penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met

"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

double devious

When a story told is lead with a decent innuendo, goes on to be totally unsexy and finally reveals a naughty surprise.

Alex: Where might you hide your underwhear?
Alex: Ah yes, that's right, I'm afraid wearing it on your person is the least hygienic option since it will become dirty.
Alex: Oh I don't even wear any for that reason.
Dana: Such a double devious this story.

by neĝleopardo September 19, 2019

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

William Devious

William Devious is the most Devious ahhh man on the planet, being the most goofy human I know currently. He is very likeable though and is good a meth - sorry math.

Shot, William Devious!
STOP BEING DEVIOUS, William Devious
Look at that devious ahhh creature, William Devious
No one is more devious than William Devious.

by BobbyJenkinsTheLionHearted June 19, 2023

making the devils butter

see masturbation

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED THAT YOU'RE MAKING THE DEVILS BUTTER!!
(credit to redfapper via imgur)

by highwind7 August 16, 2016

New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

by 420-69 November 18, 2018

Devious Dylan

during intercourse, craftily sneak your penis into the rectum of your female partner

ask hey can i stick it in your ass, no matter the reply..you hear...yes i would enjoy that

my wife was being a total bitch so that night i gave her a devious dylan

by hardeda May 25, 2008