Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.

"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."

by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009

Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012

Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Demon Siege

Code word for dick.

That chick was really into me last night, I gave her the demon siege and exploded on her face. I don't think she'll ask for it again, if you know what I mean.

by Rusty & Joe August 6, 2011

Schoolie Demon

Someone who terrorized the NYCDOE Free School Lunch; They also go around and ask others in the lunchroom for their school lunch

This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon

Jayden and casseem during lunch were trying to cut eachother on line whilst Lindon and Ali pleaded with the other students to get their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey took notice and said to himself “ Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh” as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch.

by Killer Police February 15, 2022

Demon's Pyramid

A sex act similar to an Eiffel Tower. Where there are three men and one woman. The woman is in a doggy style position, while one man is receiving oral sex, another is penetrating her from behind, and a third man is off to the side of the woman receiving a hand job. All three men high five at once.
The name originates from the combination of the term Devil's Three-way and the shape made by the hi-five (Similar to the Eiffel Tower).

My friends David, Ben and Tim took crazy Ashley to a hotel and high fived their way into a demon's pyramid with her!

by Sninja13 September 18, 2013

Demon eye

Demon eye or "the demon eye" is a way to describe the condition of having a burst blood vessel in ones eye. Common side effect of puking your brains out from alcohol. Normally takes some time to go away.

Holy shit derek you threw up so much you got "the demon eye."

Derek's eye was all red but not like got high at lunch red, he had "the demon eye."

by MarkezTheMack July 11, 2017