David

An autistic 13 year old who plays with toy cars.

Yo david watch out, It’s almost bed time!

by I didn’t ask nig July 17, 2020

David

A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.

by saltytrash July 29, 2019

David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

David

He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.

Hey David how are you.

by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 March 22, 2016

David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 02, 2011

David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 26, 2010