treble damages

What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.

I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.

by QuacksO September 4, 2019

Dick Damage

The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick

I got severe dick damage

by Fell Dragon Grima September 6, 2019

heat damage

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017

T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control)

This is when a woman whom has kids with another man wants to wait until marriage before ever having sex ever again with her successors.

Look at this fuck-shit meme, it says "I am a single mother with two kids. However, I will wait 'til marriage to have sex again." TF?!?!! Is this some T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) and shit?!?

by E. Irizarry He Vuelto Por 2do April 18, 2017

hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.

"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."

by Hanz Damage February 18, 2018

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 15, 2018