chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house

Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

by Nana_kali May 4, 2015

something chronic

The persistent or reoccurring action of anything.

"Dude, what happened to your nails?"

"I can't help it, I've been chewing on them something chronic"

by Puddscupp April 23, 2017

Chronic Diareah

When you shit so much after eating arbys. It has a saying:

"it burns your ass, arbys tomorrow? no i'll pass"

i ate abrys earlyer today, ive been shittin chronic diareah ever since. even now while i type this definition in.

by joeybnukkas April 9, 2007

hydronical chronical blizzunt

a hydro chronic blunt.

Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !

by jermdog May 7, 2005

chronic

A Higher grade of Weed (Marijuana). Usually better in quality as well as higher in price, than "normal" (stress, swag, bammer) weed. The high is much better, with less of it having to be smoked, and the "high" lasts longer too.

I smoke nothing but Chronic. I don't waste my time smoking that stress anymore.

by BrandiCuervo August 6, 2006

fat chronic blunt

the use of marijuana in cigar papers laced with cocaine by many central high school students to get incredibly ripped

chris ronning smokes a fat chronic blunt

by chris ronning January 15, 2003

chronicles

Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.

"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."

by Zapsta March 7, 2009