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Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.
I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.
by thatgirlana June 1, 2019
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The Banana Connection

An act performed by two consenting adults- One consenting adult inserts a banana halfway into their anus. The other consenting adult then inserts the rest of the banana into their anus and the two back up together. The two consenting adults have formed the banana connection.
Brett prolapsed his anus by attempting the banana connection after eating too much taco bell.
by Tasty Stew September 9, 2018
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covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.
“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”
by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020
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BooBoo Connection

The term meaning someone's wifi is some ass
That dude that keeps lagging has some booboo connection
by Big Duerk Daddy June 15, 2018
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poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH
me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*
by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021
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Intergeneration Connection

Bringing together different generations in mutually beneficial ways to promote understanding and empathy
The intergeneration connection initiative at our company has successfully brought together employees from different age groups, fostering mutual understanding and empathy through collaborative projects and mentoring programs.
by the WIN|WIN June 6, 2024
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faulty radio connection

This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.
Hey man how was the party?

It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.
by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017
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