It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
by the mutant February 8, 2007
Get the one-eyed spitting cobramug. by BossNeehow November 13, 2011
Get the Big Black Cobrasmug. You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
Get the Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobramug. A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.
by Dingojones September 1, 2008
Get the big ass fuckin cobramug. Any baseball player who is a big enough badass to play in tournaments in Arizona, California, Florida, Texas, and their home state of Iowa (except for Drew- but he's so amazing that he can live in the middle of nowheresville Illinois and still play for the Cobras).
They are also known for never losing.
They are also known for never losing.
Erika: Man our brothers are so freakin amazing @ baseball
Brian: Yeah that's why they play for the Quad City Cobras
Brian: Yeah that's why they play for the Quad City Cobras
by Bettdogs7 April 14, 2006
Get the Quad City Cobrasmug. yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today
by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007
Get the ford mustang svt cobramug. by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011
Get the Hand Flinging Flaming Cobramug.