basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper
by nina faye November 15, 2018
Get the Chrismug. He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Has a thing for girls named Madelyn or boys named Adam. If your name is Madyson do not ask him out or automatic rejection will come upon you. He tells the lamest jokes and doesn't like dates, although, he thoroughly enjoys spaghetti. If Madyson were to take him out for spaghetti he would be grateful, but he still would not date her. But, if Madelyn or Adam were to take him out for spaghetti he would thank them profusely and then they'd have a good time.
Person 1: Madelyn, who is your new bf?
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.
by 99000crime_hotdogs May 15, 2016
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the most narcissistic ass wipe you will ever meet. Do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth because he tells a different story to everyone he meets. Be careful with what he makes you think because he will paint you a picture of what he wants you to see. He is a manipulative lying cunt and hopefully if you meet him you can see through his lies and do not fall into his trap. Side note he’s a shit root and has a pencil thin dick. If you can call him out on his bullshit he will make you think you’re insane and that it’s your fault when really it’s not. He’s cares about himself and himself and himself. When you pull him up on his bullshit he will spin some more shit. He likes to bounce from girl to girl and back again and lie straight to your face. He pretends to care but he really doesn’t and just wants you to think he does. Anyway I’ve wasted enough of my thoughts on him. Good luck if you get caught up with him, you’ll see him for what he really is eventually. Also he has puffy nipples.
by Cuntlordinstagram May 10, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by denatlllrt546 May 19, 2015
Get the Chrismug. 
Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
by Con Artist July 27, 2016
Get the Chrismug.