Cat

They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck

"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"

by Skyo-Chan December 20, 2019

cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 March 28, 2018

Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

cat

A beautiful and adorable creature that almost everyone loves.Its so cute and makes people feels comfy or more relaxed.There are a lot of bred of cats but they are all cute to me!

Look!A cat!!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 02, 2021

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020