cat

a baby lion

lion: that's my cat
cat mom: that's my child
lion: no it's mine

by XxStarlightxX December 2, 2020

Cat

Living paper shredders

That cat just shredded the curtains!

by RandomLoser123 January 5, 2021

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

by OFWGKTADGAFBBLS March 22, 2021

Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

by haha my existence is meaningle April 10, 2021

Cat

Adorable. Enough said.

My cat is sooo cute.

by Coco locomotive May 6, 2021

Cat

Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)

Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?

by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021