Cuddling The Catfish

Masturbating

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!

by TheVader420 February 14, 2021

Catfishing

Someone who uses other peoples photos, videos, name, etc. to get a person's attention (typically on social media)

"I think that girl is Catfishing you!! Dont talk to her anymore"

by bootylicker33 February 27, 2021

Catfish

I’m being catfished

Don’t catfish me

by Mikull March 21, 2021

Catfish

Fiona the princess from shrek

Holy shit bro I met a Catfish and she was like Fiona from fucking Shrek

by Johnny 6.9 March 26, 2021

Catfish material

Catfish material is a person who is so attractive, that one would pretend to be them or use their pictures. Celebrity-status hot.

"Amy is so hot, she's definitely catfish material."

by Menagewminaj May 10, 2021

Adventure Catfish

ad-ven-cher kat-fish

Noun
1) a person who falsely claims to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented

Verb (used without object), Adventure Catfishing, Adventure Catfished
1) to falsely claim to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
2) to mislead an adventurer into believing one’s own enthusiasm for participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.

(Name) said she wanted to go kayaking, so I brought my kayak, only to find out she’s an adventure catfish.

by Ley 10 May 16, 2021

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024