Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger

Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!

by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018

Catfish

Cassidy

Cassidy is a Catfish

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Dying Catfish

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs

Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob

by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

Catfish

A ugly girl who looks good in pictures, but ugly in person.

That girl is catfish, she looks cute in pictures but when I saw her she looked ugly

by just_factz_702 January 28, 2019

Catfish Fuck

The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.

Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”

by NEVERMINDDDDDD June 11, 2022