Catfish

A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.

Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!

by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019

Catfish

Catfish or plural catfishes is the term used for when a person takes up a fake or stolen identity on any online platforms ranging from Facebook to omegle to use for a laugh or a creepy relationship. Catfishes could be a 56 year old man called Kieth with a mortgage and an unhappy marriage or just your average bored teenage boy using it for a laugh

Did you know John was catfished by a pervy old man called Kieth
Or
Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him

by WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE June 22, 2020

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

catfish floping on the deck

Fucking a girl on the bow of A boat

The catfish floping on the deck is your white ass fucking a girl on the bow of a boat

by Dumn ass June 3, 2016

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018