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Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.
Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.
by Jesus152 December 20, 2010
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Castle Crunk

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.
Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks
by Sir Lancelot June 11, 2006
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Castlegar

a legend of a place. centre of the universe, just off kilcolgan city. it is often mistaken for its namesake although the castlegar in the suburbs of galway is truly a dump. it is extremely exclusive and so not many people get to live there...simply it is only for the truly cashel natives.
wow...i'd love to live in castlegar.
by gneas béal March 29, 2009
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The Castle

AKA White castle, heaven on earth. Home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. They sell burgers by the 30 piece!
Some Guy: Yo dawg, I'm crunked! Lets go to the castle!

Other dude: YEAH!
by DanS54321 May 23, 2005
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merchiston castle

merchiston castle is a posh school
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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king of the empty castle syndrome

A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."
"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."
by LittleSallySparrow June 22, 2012
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Storming the Castle

"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.

Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.
by bdjgagarin June 15, 2011
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