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Carson Walker

A kid who can't do shit. He also is an emo. He like his hollister shit and nothing else.
Look it's Carson Walker the evil emo - 2nd graders
by dankshank February 5, 2018
mugGet the Carson Walkermug.

johnny carson spot

the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)
MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."
by jmattei March 10, 2008
mugGet the johnny carson spotmug.

carson-newman university

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.
The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.
by madiekay December 2, 2017
mugGet the carson-newman universitymug.

Carson (girl)

Carson isn't the most popular girl in the school. Most people hate her because of that popular ex best friend. Carson gets crushes really easily but when she dates them she breaks them in an instant. Carson always thinks shes the queen, well, more like drama queen. She always wants people jealous of her, but nobody is. She flexes stuff that isn't trendy anymore, and loves to show off. Also she likes to go behind her parents' back. Most people think of her as the girl who dated the popular kid for clout. She thinks she's Insta-famous but has like 40 fans. She still does Musically in 2019. Watch out for Carsons because they look like sugar but inside are salt.
Oh my god! i hate Carson (girl)! she's such a drama queen!
by kenzie v. May 12, 2019
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Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off
I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits
by Bob titus October 21, 2011
mugGet the Carsons saggy titsmug.

cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.
"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"
by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019
mugGet the cake cutter carsonmug.

little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport
Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
by The man Baccus August 16, 2016
mugGet the little jon carsonmug.

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