Canada's History 

A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.

Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"

Canada's History by mystikraven February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.

I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert

Canada's History by wigfield84 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A role play game:

Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.

The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.

Canada's History by Jonah Vark February 4, 2010

canada's history 

a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.

you " man a i gave the that slut a canada's history"
Your friend " thats so bicthen"

canada's history by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!

This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.

Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.

Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!

Canada's History by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.

Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.

Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.

Canada's History by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.

Canada's History by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010