cougar

an older woman, dressed as a younger woman, usually with overprocessed hair and skin, who likes to seek out and conquer younger men. She can quite frequently be found in professional settings though her habitat of choice tends to be the bar.

The cougar ran her pink tipped nail across the neckline of her lycra catsuit as she regarded her new assistant.

by delilahflower March 11, 2003

Cougar Wagon

1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.

2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind

1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"

2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"

by blagwell October 28, 2009

Feral Cougar

A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health.

Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.

by Daylorb August 27, 2009

ride the cougar

To smoke marijuana. To get stoned.

hey lets ride the cougar!

by cool kids November 23, 2007

Sabre-Toothed Cougar

A pathetically old cougar; a woman way too old to be out on the prowl.

Did you see how old the woman Rick went home with was? Fuck, I swear, she was a sabre-toothed cougar!!!

by Mortimer Overhill October 18, 2011

Cougar

A Cougar is a woman of a certain age which ranges between 35-50yrs who is extremely sexy, preferably single, and interested in having sexual relations with younger men and/or women.

Courtney Cox plays a Cougar on the show Cougartown.

by mont-gogo May 3, 2011

cougar

An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.

Earl and his friend tried to avoid making eye contact with the chain-smoking cougar at the other end of the bar.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003