whore in sheep's clothing

a girl who seems nice and conservative, but in reality is a slut

"I got herpes."
"What!? I thought you said you met that chick from church!"
"Yeah, she turned out to be a real whore in sheep's clothing."

by whore bag April 3, 2006

Pulling a Church Clothes

The act of assuming that every man on the face of the Earth wants to fuck you. The most common occurrences of this phenomenon take place in Paris.

Bro she thinks all these French men love her, she is pulling a church clothes.

by fortnite52 October 1, 2022

Lintless clothes

After you've worn and washed your clothes for years, they stop leaving lint in the clothes dryer lint trap.

Yup, I've worn these cool duds for so many years they are now among my favorite lintless clothes.

by jmarcusn May 30, 2010

Clothing Hanger

a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry

You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"

by What is my life any more> August 29, 2018

Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003

wolf in sheeps clothing

A GOOD PHUCKING SONG

person 1: have you heard wolf in sheeps clothing?

person 2: no.

by decayingteeth May 21, 2021

cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.

Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.

by Appsguy September 25, 2007