Cleveland deeker

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts

"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

by TheFireBringer March 18, 2017

Cleveland Baited

To fake a Chris McCoy.

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!

by Brother Rice High School November 28, 2017

Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.

Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.

by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016

cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

by Stingray May 13, 2016

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016