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church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.
Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!
by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018
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church kink

someone who really wants to have sex or gets off on the idea of having sex in a church
bro i have such a church kink
by herbeveevebbe March 26, 2022
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Church Grab

1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
by Pteropus February 12, 2021
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church heat

Really hot inside...like in a church full of people hopping and praising the lord (and sweating).
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.
Man, it was so hot in that cafeteria, it was like they had the church heat going!
by Grabapail March 21, 2017
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Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."
by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018
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Taylor Church

Taylor Church is an amazing best friend. She would do anything for her friends from looking up there name meaning or just giving them guy advice. Taylor can also be lazy when she wants to but she is always a bad-ass. She is beautiful, and outgoing. She is one of those girls who doesn't fall over every guy who talks to her. She save herself for the right guy(after college of course). She loves her family, even thought they can be a pain. She loves animals and school.
by Tess Collins October 21, 2019
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Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.
I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)
by Gamer34 April 17, 2022
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